My name's Corey. Post-College guy from upstate NY. Studied Music Industry, but currently not using it... I like animals, nature, science, amusement park rides, a few fandom shows/books/movies, YouTube, Video Games, and more. There WILL be some 18+ (Male x Male) and depression-related posts occasionally. --Most posts are not owned by me and are reblogged or found on the internet somewhere. 
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surprisedentistry:

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

  • Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 

  • Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction

fictionismyfreakinglife:

naturelidragon:

axelinabox:

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them


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me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

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A Series of Unfornate Events: *is a A Series of Unfornate Events*

me:

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pythondyke:

goddammit-kirk:

“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube

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Are you forgetting the fact it was spoken about this wretched spore creation

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frostyemma:

alivannarose:

roachpatrol:

nakedmallrat:

adventures-in-asexuality:

nakedmallrat:

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

Well, fuck, there is that.

mood

“By the express wishes of god’s fursona” is both the most amazing but also the most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year

(Source: renebriller-nakedmallrat)

books-read-in-nooks:

Me at 9:30pm, realising I still have plenty of time to read and sleep:

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Me at 3:00am, still reading:

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fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

Anonymous asked
If spongebob is a top then the fuck he got all those holes for

topmemesdeluxe:

EXCUSE ME?

desirethepositive:

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE